{"product_id":"fifty-shades-of-chicken-a-parody-in-a-cookbook","title":"Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook","description":"\u003cbody\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eTitle: \u003c\/b\u003eFifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor: \u003c\/b\u003eF L Fowler\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN: \u003c\/b\u003e9780385345224\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher: \u003c\/b\u003eClarkson Potter\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished: \u003c\/b\u003e2012\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding: \u003c\/b\u003eHardcover\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage: \u003c\/b\u003eEnglish\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eEdition: \u003c\/b\u003e29571st\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNumber of Pages: \u003c\/b\u003e160\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Note: \u003c\/b\u003eExcellent, unmarked copy with little wear and tight binding. We ship in recyclable American-made mailers. 100% money-back guarantee on all orders.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher Description: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003eDripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I want you to see this. Then you'll know everything. It's a cookbook,\" he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. \"I want to prepare you, very much.\" This isn't just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There's pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we'll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . \u003c\/i\u003eHoly crap\u003ci\u003e.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003e\"I will control everything that happens here,\" he says. \"You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you're my ingredient.\" I'll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something--what? Something \u003c\/i\u003edelicious\u003ci\u003e. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James's sensational \u003ci\u003eFifty Shades of Grey \u003c\/i\u003etrilogy\u003ci\u003e. \u003c\/i\u003eLike Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts--\"The Novice Bird\" (easy recipes for roasters), \"Falling to Pieces\" (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and \"Advanced Techniques\" (the climax of cooking)--\u003ci\u003eFifty Shades of Chicken\u003c\/i\u003e is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWith memorable tips and revealing photographs, \u003ci\u003eFifty Shades of Chicken\u003c\/i\u003e will have you dominating dinner.\u003c\/body\u003e","brand":"Clarkson Potter","offers":[{"title":"Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook | F L Fowler | Hardcover | 9780385345224 | Used: Like New | Back Stacks H 1768926","offer_id":50749714596098,"sku":"1768926","price":22.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/3327\/5906\/files\/61I76Wt76HL.jpg?v=1791965314","url":"https:\/\/boswellsbooks.com\/products\/fifty-shades-of-chicken-a-parody-in-a-cookbook","provider":"Boswell's Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}