{"product_id":"middle-school-bites","title":"Middle School Bites","description":"\u003cbody\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eTitle: \u003c\/b\u003eMiddle School Bites\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor: \u003c\/b\u003eSteven Banks\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN: \u003c\/b\u003e9780823445431\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher: \u003c\/b\u003eHoliday House\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished: \u003c\/b\u003e2020\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding: \u003c\/b\u003eHardcover\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage: \u003c\/b\u003eEnglish\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eEdition: \u003c\/b\u003eIllustrated\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNumber of Pages: \u003c\/b\u003e304\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Note: \u003c\/b\u003eClean, unmarked copy with some edge wear. Good binding. Dust jacket included if issued with one. We ship in recyclable American-made mailers. 100% money-back guarantee on all orders.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher Description: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eTom is desperate to fit in at school, but he's hungry and howling, not to mention \u003ci\u003ehalf dead\u003c\/i\u003e. Blame it on the vampire - and the werewolf - and the zombie - in this monstrously funny new series from \u003ci\u003eSpongeBob SquarePants\u003c\/i\u003e head writer Steven Banks.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\"Fast! Funny! Fresh!\" - Chris Grabenstein, #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e best-selling author of the Mr. Lemoncello's Library series\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"What are you waiting for? Open this book right now!\" - Tom Angleberger, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e best-selling author of the Origami Yoda series\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThanks to a series of unfortunate bites, eleven-year-old Tom is a triple threat: he's a Vam-Wolf-Zom. And just in time for the first day of middle school. So much for his \u003ci\u003eInvisible Tom Plan\u003c\/i\u003e. He never thought to make a \u003ci\u003eWhat If I Turn Into A Vampire Werewolf Zombie Plan\u003c\/i\u003e. Maybe it's time for a \u003ci\u003eRun Away and Live Somewhere Else Plan\u003c\/i\u003e? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWith the help of his irrepressible best friend, Zeke, Tom tries to accept his future. Zeke thinks being a Vam-Wolf-Zom sounds EXCELLENT! (Zeke thinks everything sounds EXCELLENT!) At least he'll be able to stand up to the sixth-grade bully. The question is will the rest of Hamilton Middle School accept the Vam-Wolf-Zom, too? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTom's toothsome saga is illustrated with clever, cartoon-style art on every spread. Created by an Emmy-nominated writer for \u003ci\u003eSpongeBob\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eThe Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, \u003c\/i\u003eand\u003ci\u003e CatDog, \u003c\/i\u003ethis new series is perfect for fans of\u003ci\u003e Diary of a Wimpy Kid\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Last Kids on Earth\u003c\/i\u003e. EXCELLENT!\u003c\/body\u003e","brand":"Holiday House","offers":[{"title":"Middle School Bites | Steven Banks | Hardcover | 9780823445431 | Used: Very Good | Children's Books 1736425","offer_id":50881132429570,"sku":"1736425","price":23.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/3327\/5906\/files\/91i4ph0_TnL.jpg?v=1793060090","url":"https:\/\/boswellsbooks.com\/products\/middle-school-bites","provider":"Boswell's Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}